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Wednesday, February 08, 2006 

Top 5 Derogatory Report Comments

I love the genius found in normal people and the wit someone can conjur out of nowhere when faced with a person they totally dislike:

1. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.
2. When she opens her mouth, it seems that this is only to change whichever foot was previously in there.
3. Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.
4. I would not breed from this person.
5. Only occasionally wets himself under pressure.

I especially like the last one. I've personally never felt enough pressure, or been scared enough, that I've actually pissed myself. I've some close a few times, but short of going bungee jumping only to hear "WAIT! It's not tied on!" as I plummet to a suspected death, I'd like to think I could control myself. We'll see, some of my friends may consider that a challenge...

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