Top 5 Problems with Intelligent Design
That's right, time to get political on your asses. Well it's more scientifical, but I'm sure that's not a word. Anyway, contrary to popular belief it seems that the Bible really is a work of Fiction, it turns out it has just been put in the wrong section of the library all these years. In fact, there is even actual evidence to back this claim up:
1. Carbon Dating
2. Fossils
3. Stupidity
4. Dinosaurs
5. The Flying Spaghetti Monster
So Game Over Creationists, without any more proof than 'God's fucking with you', I don't think that theory really needs to be taught in schools. I mean how easy are those tests going to be? The answer for everything could just be 'God did it that way, because he thought it was cool', and that's not going to get anyone a job is it? Except as a priest or something, and who wants to do that really?
1. Carbon Dating
2. Fossils
3. Stupidity
4. Dinosaurs
5. The Flying Spaghetti Monster
So Game Over Creationists, without any more proof than 'God's fucking with you', I don't think that theory really needs to be taught in schools. I mean how easy are those tests going to be? The answer for everything could just be 'God did it that way, because he thought it was cool', and that's not going to get anyone a job is it? Except as a priest or something, and who wants to do that really?