Top 5 Stupid Spin-off Series
The world is full of dumb spin-off series. From the numerous Big Brothers on TV to the various bizarrely named 'sequel' games on PCs and consoles. Anywhere a buck can be made and a story (or not) added then the producers and studios are there. Here a few series which should NEVER be attempted, although the safe money is on at least one of them being made!1. CSI: Anywhere Else
2. Pimp my Ride Alaska
3. The Adventures of Ross
4. Star Wars: Episode 0 - A Long, Long, Long Time Ago in a Galaxy Far, Far, Far Away
5. Grand Theft Auto: Mushroom Kingdom
What a tragic rape of childhood that would be. If Nintendo suddenly decided to go ahead and follow the other huge console makers, aiming at an older audience, making Luigi a mob boss, ruling the underworld with an iron fist and stabbing his brother in the back. Princess Daisy could be a madam, owning the largest 'massage parlor' in the kingdom, and battling drug addiction and abuse. Bowser would be a drug dealer, luigi's main competitor, importing drugs from Snowland (it's not really snow) and also having an internal battle with Donkey Kong, the up and coming drug lord. Meanwhile Toad can be the hippy influence, spreading free love and drugs. And of course Mario is the hero, betrayed by his brother and left at the mercy of a rabid chain chomp, he must battle his way across the kingdom and destroy all in his path, while also dodging the crooked cops Wario an Waluigi, as they continue their vendetta against him.
In fact that sounds kind of cool...
