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Friday, March 03, 2006 

Top 5 Sexualities

I think this may have been stirred up by the Brokeback Mountain thing again, it's getting near the oscars and so theres a lot of talk about the winners. Anyway, I was giving a bit of thought to people's sexualities, I mean people claim to be whatever, but that doesn't always mean they are what they say they are. Also there seems to be an ever increasing number of categories, heres my Top 5:

1. Heterosexual
2. Homosexual
3. Bisexual
4. Metrosexual
5. Buysexual

Of course all of this is rubbish. Theres only three types of sexuality, you have sex with the opposite sex, you have sex with the same sex or you have sex with both, THERE IS NOTHING ELSE. I don't care if you think society is labelling you, your either Gay, straight, or Bi, theres nothing in between. So to all those metrosexuals, ubersexuals, pomosexuals and anyone else who watches Will & Grace, there are only 3 things you can be, so stop trying to be different, we're kind of limited by the genders in our species.

don't forget trans-sexuals!

D'oh, of course!

*slaps forehead*

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