Top 5 Useless Inventions

1. Waterproof Teabags
2. Fireproof Matches
3. Unbreakable Piggy Bank
4. Safety Scissors
5. Disposable Time Machine
Maybe I should've put a warning on that first picture... nah.
For those of you who haven't seen Napoleon Dynamite, first of all SHAME ON YOU! Second of all, go and see it, it's excellent. Third of all, that last image for the Time Machine, will mean absolutely nothing to you, but if it did, you'd find it funny. Trust me.