Top 5 Words That Are Hard To Rhyme
OK, so yesterday, despite my immense intellect, I thought it was Friday, perhaps my arch nemesis was using some kind of mind control to depress me when I discovered the truth. He will pay for this...Anyway, as a master wordsmith and giant of the literary world, I often spend my time lounging in green meadows, vast oak branches spreading over my head like Oberon's crown, the raging torrent of my imagination bursting it's banks onto the notebook in my hand. I can write some mean gangster rap in those conditions, I tell thee. But even a rhymasaurus with a flow as fresh as mine has trouble with a few words:
1. Film
2. Orange
3. Month
4. Purple
5. Silver
I'm sick like a leper,
I'll make your brain burn, like you just snorted pepper.
I got scary rhymes like Edgar Allan Poe,
I make The Raven seem like a doe.
This flow feels atrocious,
like a small child acting precocious.
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.
Yeah, yeah, what, uh-huh, yeah, dika-dika, yeah...
See you never know when I'll just drop a fresh bomb on your ass like that. I'm loco. Uncontrolable, you better step off, don't be getting up in my grill. Damn this street talk is exhausting, and hard to use to get a point across. Know what I'm saying? Word.
Haha, i don't know you, but you sound hilarious.
Posted by
Unknown |
6:45 pm
Nothing is impossible to rhyme...NOTHING!
I'm not giving away any secrets...but I can rhyme all these words.
Its all to do with announication. Blend and twist the sound of words. Try saying orange like oar-inge. Only a true master can rhyme orange with doritos...You know who that was?
Marshall Mathers.
Keep Spitting...
Posted by
mactavishc |
2:15 am
Eminems a dope raper. I could rhyme these words to..... And wut the fuck is dika dika??? Pika pika pika new fuckin hobby, these words make no sense, infact there pretty sloppy. This was a simple stupid rhyme that I shit out when I was reading ur words. (purple)? Say it with me pur pol (hurtle) hur tol so again watch how easy this is and feel free to use these, I got more. Check it! Ur mom Left her thong in my bed I think it's pur pol, ur songs are funny, they remind me of er kol (erkle), lifes a fat bitch, learn howda hur tol, these rhymes just flow, I feel bad for kid, u sound slow, we'll call ya tur tol turtle. WOW! That took a whole 5 minutes....
Posted by
betterthenall |
5:39 am
Eminems a dope raper. I could rhyme these words to..... And wut the fuck is dika dika??? Pika pika pika new fuckin hobby, these words make no sense, infact there pretty sloppy. This was a simple stupid rhyme that I shit out when I was reading ur words. (purple)? Say it with me pur pol (hurtle) hur tol so again watch how easy this is and feel free to use these, I got more. Check it! Ur mom Left her thong in my bed I think it's pur pol, ur songs are funny, they remind me of er kol (erkle), lifes a fat bitch, learn howda hur tol, these rhymes just flow, I feel bad for kid, u sound slow, we'll call ya tur tol turtle. WOW! That took a whole 5 minutes....
Posted by
betterthenall |
5:39 am
@betterthenall - just FYI: Eminem is a dope rapper. I havent heard of him assaulting an women lately.
Posted by
onlythelonely |
7:44 pm
Drop bombs on our asses? dude that SUCKED if you were such a good lyricist you could rhyme a lot better than that, I'm a newer rapper who has some stupid stuff sometimes and even to me that was straight insulting to the game of rap.
Posted by
DJSklar |
7:47 pm
It is all in your accent. Im Australian. I rhyme Orange on a daily basis.
Holy shit what is this, my nuts looked like some oranges i was pissin out some orange bits and orange cant be rhymed so my stomach did i fockin flip, oranges every where theres oranges, the colour of this costume is some aussie convict oranges black n white stripes, with the gunja on the frawnt of it, back to the back yeh were back to the oranges. If i dont get what i want with this i might have to take some hostages strap c4 on the wrist lock the wic stand back n blow the bomb to bits till everything is covered from the doorway to the cornices, awesomeness, flying corpses paint the walls and a portion awf its oranges
Posted by
Unknown |
6:26 am
ill rhyme all those words in 4 bars
the film on the sil-ver screen/was based on the kill of the killers spree/the months of orange and purple are in the spring/thats when he needs to pay his mortgage and starts an inferno on his signed lease/
Posted by
Unknown |
1:08 am
This altercation is not verbal, I get hands on vergil, my gerbils your girl's pearl, I bust a nut like a squirrel in her eggs that are fertile. This herbal is hydro, squirtle, i hold heat, thermal, squares cant fit in my circle while im puffin on the purple. The shit i did would make your stomac curl, if you read my journal you would hurl, my words are hurtful.
Posted by
Unknown |
4:38 am
This is easy if you count half-rhymes. Orange, there are plenty that I don't even need to list. Film, I came up with kiln. Month? front, stunt, etc. Purple - slurp'll, burp'll. They count as words, but are two words with one abbreviated to make one. And silver, I came up with 'kill the'and 'still the'. Done.
Posted by
Sitting in Silence |
1:24 pm