Top 5 Perks of being ill
Yeah, unfortunately I've been ill since last Tuesday, which will go some way to explaining why I havent posted anything for a week. But now I'm back at work and grafting away, earning my way like any decent man. Couldn't I just have a few more days?1. Missing work
2. Not getting out of bed
3. Catching up on my DVD list
4. Getting sympathy from my girlfriend
5. Being able to masturbate whenever and wherever I want
The last one is rather more of a treat than it may seem, as I hardly get anytime to myself anymore, what with having a girlfriend who lives with me now. And she isn't gonna touch me in this condition, which leaves only one option...
