I'm going to Hell

A lot of people name their cars, I find when I name mine it gives me something to talk to on long journeys, or yell abuse at if something fucks up. I've had a couple of cars now, unfortunately, and they've all had names of their own. It took me and my mate a while to name our first one. We gave it a girls name, I can't remember the name now, even though it wasn't that long ago, we didn't use it much.

My second car, the Renault Laguna, used to belong to my Dad, we called it Kit then, not because it looked cool, but because it talked to you when did stuff wrong. I had to rename it when I got it, and it took a while eventually I decided on Andretti. A bit gay, but the cars number plate had NDET in it, so I got aNDrETti out of it. Simple eh? We ended up calling him Andy for short.

After his recent accident and retirement we got a new car whose number plate has RSLF, so obviously he's called RALF. Not really popular car names, but here are a few popular ones:

1. The Batmobile
2. Herbie
3. P.O.S.
4. Tank
5. Shagwagon

I don't think I could bring myself to call a car any of those. Although we used to call Andy a Tank, his diesel engine was well screwed, he sounded like one. A few other interesting nicknames, my mum had a VW Beetle called Herman in Germany, and my mate has a Nissan Sunny called the Silver Bullet. I bet he can't wait to get rid of it!