Top 5 Weekend Thoughts - I
Over the weekend I didn't really do much, which isn't really surprising. But as you tend to do if you spend a lot of time doing nothing and taking a fair amount of semi-legal drugs into your system you start to think about things.Some of the things I thought about are listed below. These aren't the most interesting ones, or the funniest, they're just the ones that I can remember now that it's Tuesday and the moments gone:
1. Since when did 'Instant Decision' involve being sent a letter a month later?
2. Is the kid from the Frosties advert dead? And if he's not, why not?
3. If Sperm is moisturising wouldn't Bukkake Porn Stars have the most incredible skin?
4. When Wayne Rooney said to the papers "I'll split Ronaldo in two", was he really just talking about his homosexual urges?
5. Everyone in the world should be made to watch both series of Spaced, and forced to smoke lots of weed. This should single-handedly eliminate all evil from the planet.
That's pretty much my weekend in a nutshell, interesting wasn't it?
