Top 5 Secret Societies

And there's no more annoying cliche than "It's not what you know, it's who you know". This is especially annoying if the person who is promoted over you happens to be as thick as pig shit and incapable of performing even the most menial task. And they get to tell you what to do!
The Top 5 groups that prepetrate this kind of behaviour are:
1. The Old Boys Network
2. The Mafia
3. The Freemasons
4. The Illuminati
5. The Mickey Mouse Club
I'm convinced that the Mickey Mouse Club is one of the most heinous and evil groups in the history of civilisation. Recruiting members while they are too young to know better and then brainwashing them to do their bidding. Each member has their personality moulded and twisted, forcing them to think about nothing but money, and what they can do 'for the good of the Club'. Such members as Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake have already been sent forth and used to improve the groups reach and power... or maybe I'm just jealous I was never in a club.
Tags: Secret Societies, Mafia, Freemasons, Mickey Mouse Club, Jealousy