Top 5 Crap things about the UK
Living in the UK is a good laugh most of the time. There's a few idiots that ruin the fun for everyone, but I'm sure that's the same in every country. There are a few things which are just wrong though. I'm not going to complain about the normal things you hear, or even the NHS, a free health service is a very good thing, and every country should have one, but there are a few things that are just wrong.In fact, I'm sure theres more countries than just the UK that these apply to, but whatever. Here's my Top 5:
1. A pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance
2. Banks leave both doors open and chain the pens to the counters
3. We leave cars worth thousands of pounds on the drive and lock our junk and cheap lawn mower in the garage
4. Supermarkets make sick people walk all the way to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front
5. It's easier to find a Secret Nuclear Bunker than it is to get around a City Centre
Ok, so it's a pretty poor Top 5, admittedly I stole most of them from an email, and I think the first time I got it, it was aimed at the US. But seriously the last one is so true! I've actually seen signs to secret bunkers and military installations. If the German's had ever made it across the channel, we'd have been screwed! However I think the confusing one-way systems in most city centres would have enabled us to ambush a lot of the Nazi Invaders before they got into the countryside.
Tags: Humour, Crap, UK, Nazis
