Top 5 Things to do with your partner
Something a bit surreal happened the other night. We had a bunch of friends around and we were drinking, then we started playing two-player Guitar Hero (this isn't the strange thing yet). Me and Viv stepped up and started rocking to a song on hard, both in power stance, completely in time with each other.That's when one of my friends asked us a question about what we do together, and here are 5 things which people should try:
1. Go for long windy walks.
2. Have a pleasant dinner at a nice restaurant.
3. See a nice film.
4. Buy a pet and care for it for many years.
5. Have sex while playing Guitar Hero.
In fact my friend said "Do you two have sex to this?" to which I immediately said, rather apologetically, "Yes... Yes we do... Although we haven't quite figured out what's the best position yet."
Tags: Partners, Guitar Hero, Power Stance, Dumb Comments
