I'm going to Hell

I didn't really put a lot of thought into the nickname I gave my girlfriend before I decided to call her the Fluff. I don't really like the sound of it that much, so I'm going to rename her. I've probably put her real name in an entry somewhere, but as I don't use my name, I figure I shouldn't really use hers either.

I've come up with a few names, and put them in categories, listed below:

Offensive: Slut, Whore, Streetwalker, Hooker, Harlot, Tart
Servile: Wench, Squaw, Maid
General: Broad, Damsel, Missus, Dame, Girl, Lady, Mate, Fiancee, Girlfriend, Woman
Affectionate: Babe, Minx, Nymph, Nymphet, Cutie, Bunny
Royal: Empress, Princess, Queen, Countess, Contessa

I quite like Tart or Wench, but something from the General section or later would be more appropriate. All of the affectionate category are a little too nicknamish for a blog, and despite her royal blood I don't think Queen or Empress is quite right. Which leaves me to take something a little more middle of the road, nothing too outstanding, but nothing derogatory, while it may be funny to begin with, it may cause problems later.

So, the Fluff will henceforth be known as: The Damsel The Wench

If she ever finds out I can point out that I could've called her the Buxom Wench, that should help my cause... Who am I kidding, if she finds out I'm dead!