I'm going to Hell

After a little consideration I decided that just one post ridiculing mullets was not enough, so this post is also dedicated to the tragedy of the mullet.

Mullets come in many different types and to the descerning mulleteer there can be quite a distinction between the different styles, here are my Top 5:

1. Classic Mullet (Mulletus Normalus)
2. The Shaved Mullet (Shullet)
3. The Braided Mullet (Brullet)
4. The Spikey Mullet (Spullet)
5. Metal/Rock Mullet (Rollet)

There are dozens of subcategories of mullets and nothing would give me more pleasure than to chart them all in a giant tree diagram, except perhaps for being gangraped by herd of randy rhinos, in the middle of an acid bath.