I'm going to Hell

I've noticed that in a few of my posts that I've put a few rather negative comments about my girlfriend and this may have given a bad impression. I love my girlfriend, we've been together nearly 7 years *thud* ... sorry, things just went a bit black and hazy there for a minute, I may have passed out.

So in order to redeem myself a bit and make myself feel better (and possibly get some of that No. 3 action), here is my Top 5:

1. She's Hot (Well I think so anyway!)
2. She talks alot, especially to other people, which means I don't have to
3. She gives great head
4. She plays videogames with me (even more now I've given her my old DS)
5. We're engaged! (Which technically makes her not my girlfriend anymore)

We did get engaged last year, and have set a date for our wedding (in 2008, plenty of time). In the meantime there's lots of planning to do, constant demands on my body for various things, and our regular routine of getting slaughtered every Friday and Saturday with friends. It's a long hard slog, I tell you, the sacrifices I have to make to keep her happy...

Tags: Girlfriend, Engagement, Great Head