Top 5 Potential Video Game Films

This was kind of the question asked over at Something Awful, and here are what I think are the Top 5 results:
1. Sonic the Hedgehog - Lord of the Rings - By Astantiri
2. Blanka (Street Fighter II) - Grosse Pointe Blanka - By frumpsnake
3. Mario - The Island of Dr. Mario - By kuddles3
4. Dhalsim (Street Fighter II) - Dhalsim's Creek - By bewilderbeest
5. Guybrush Threepwood (Monkey Island Games) - Pirates of the Caribbean: LeChuck's Revenge - By Supernorn
I could just imagine Sonic being the ring bearer, it'd be a real short film though. Blanka as a hired killer and Mario as an evil scientist are also brilliant. Dhalsim would just creep out the target audience of a teenage drama, but Guybrush Threepwood... there's a star in the making!
Tags: Something Awful, Films, Sonic, Mario, Guybrush Threepwood