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Wednesday, January 10, 2007 

Top 5 Most Inappropriate Sex Aids

You always see in films (or porn) various items being used in sex games, or as sex toys. Such as that scene from 9 1/2 weeks in front of the fridge. Yeah, you know the one. Now there are some items around which could be very painful, or possibly embarrassing, to use as 'sex aids'.

I'm not sure where the idea for some of these came from, and I don't really want to either, but here's my top 5:

1. A Cactus - That's not going to be comfortable
2. Snot - I can't imagine a snot fetishist
3. A Laptop - With no porn on it
4. Schindler's List - Yes, the film
5. A Gun

I could've gone so many different ways with this heading... Like the most painful sex toys, or the stupidest, or the most unsexy. I thought a broader range of topic would help with the results. But really, a gun is always going to win. Your involving an object intended to end life in an act designed to create it, how inappropriate is that? Also technically any sex involving a gun could be construed as rape, or as a friend of mine likes to call it 'Surprise Sex'.

I unfortunately know that people who are into snot also refer to it as mucophagia.

Yeah, there's too much spitting in porn these days.

I wish ACW wasn't so smart. Yuck. :)

I won't ask how you know that, I'll just take your word for it. After all if I search for it on google I don't think I'll like what I find!

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